Tuesday, November 5, 2013

A hearty congratulations is in order

As I sit here randomly and aimlessly surfing the internet, more specifically Facebook, I come across one of my (married) schoolmate's status about how she misses the awesomely awesome fun they had.
And you know how Pune is not the same without them and all that drama.
And as expected, the rest of the drill was very obediently carried out by all the other members.

Says the girl who is probably sitting right in Pune next door.
"Aww... m sry dear...i miss you too.. we should all meet..." If you miss her call her up and meet her. You live right next door.
The stud of the group says the ever patented and completely pointless - "Nice. ;)"
The ever popularity hungry girl comments
"What ya... you missed so many people babe... @tag them here just so that they know they were tagged by her which implies she is awesome"
Now come the amazing bollywood-ishtyle Hindi comments
"Tum toh mujhe mat chhod ke jaana..."
Then comes the overly emotional girl
"OMG OMG i miss you guys soooo much...I want to be in India..." If you want to be in India, then fucking be in India.
Tag . Tag. Tag. Tag .
:* :* :* :* :* :* :* and many other smileys with hearts i dont know the shortcut keys for.

The stud of the group says the ever patented and completely pointless - "Nice. ;)"
That sums it up nicely.
And all.

This apparent group of people, I was in school with them.
The guys were general floaters who did not really want to commit to any particular group. They would go to anyone who took them.
They used to fight with each other, tease the shit out of each other, trouble the fuck out of each other, never talk to each other apart from in school, dint even cycle back home together even though they live right next to each other. The guys used to shamelessly flirt and "chance maarro" on these girls.
I have heard the guys make some seriously vulgar comments about the girls.
To top it all, the girls know all of this.
They have bitched about each other a lot.
But then as they say "Schools out, bitch"
More like "Bitch's out , school "

I heartily congratulate them on their new found friendship.

:) ;)

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